What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 15:44
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Octopussy
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Live and Let Die
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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Goldfinger
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
What caused the Democratic Party's 2024 presidential campaign to implode so horrifically?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
Why am I sweating so much when I try to do anything?
From Russia With Love
You Only Live Twice
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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A View to a Kill
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Why are most girls not open to the idea of anal sex?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-J W Pepper
What is your favorite cuckold experience?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-All the bad guys are black.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Moonraker
Diamonds Are Forever
Would you let your partner cheat on you every now and again?